I worked in an Alaskan salmon cannery for two....

 I worked in an Alaskan salmon cannery for two summers when I was putting myself through college, so I've always wanted to write a song about it. Not necessarily this one, but it'll do. One thing they don't tell you about Alaska: it's an easy word to rhyme. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3YOk9FLQh44